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Foul Play by ~batousaijin:iconbatousaijin:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Humor > Ballad




Take my breast in your hand,
Make me feel so cheep, cheep.
“I’m allowed one blonde moment a day,”
Says the teenage girl as she takes your blood money.

Come on, give me a peck.
You know you want my breasts, so soft.
Don’t call me leggy,
Though my thighs are hot and oily.
I don’t like being judged for my breeding
Any more than would one that
You would deem untasty.

1 chicken, 2 chickens run up a hill.
They have beaks, they don’t have bills.
You silly goose! Bills are for ducks!
Chickens run like nutters, screaming, “CLUCK CLUCK!”
©2007-2010 ~batousaijin
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Author's Comments

*EDIT* Uhm, to anyone who reads this: isn't the title a little lame? If you think you can help me come up with something a little more creative, a little less hackneyed, I'd sure appreciate it.

So, FINALLY!! Sorry to everyone who requests poetry from me. I take so long that I think you might start regretting ever talking to me. For :iconteh-youngscribe:, this poem he requested "about chickens. They run around clucking like little nutters!" Don't ask me what he was thinking. He was probably thinking I'd given up, but this'll learn him a lesson!! :evillaugh:


Here's the link to the deviation I used for the preview image by :iconosyr:. [link]


I give :iconthewritersmeow: permission to post this in their gallery, though I'm sure they'll regret it.

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:iconbatousaijin:
~batousaijin Jun 30, 2007, 10:08:58 PM
to anyone who reads this:

this title is kind of lame, don't you agree? would you be willing to help me think of something that's still humorous but less hackneyed?

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:iconteh-youngscribe:
~Teh-Youngscribe Jul 1, 2007, 5:30:23 PM
B'GULK!! I love this!!
XD Especially the ending!!
LOL, i have a fondness for chickens and this poem/song!
B'gulk! Damn right bills are for ducks!!
And the pun based title works, though I think your looking for FOWL XD
stupid homonyms
:iconbatousaijin:
~batousaijin Jul 1, 2007, 6:12:15 PM
ah of course. but wouldn't that give the joke away too soon?

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~batousaijin Jul 1, 2007, 7:26:32 PM
salesman? i thought i was your sempai...

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~Teh-Youngscribe Jul 1, 2007, 7:40:51 PM
That was actually a family guy quote XD
=D ;)
:iconbatousaijin:
~batousaijin Jul 1, 2007, 9:08:33 PM
ah right! "Volcano insurance? We've never had a volcano here." "Then don't you think we're a little overdue?" "Touche, salesman."

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~Teh-Youngscribe Jul 2, 2007, 10:26:40 AM
Id offer you some handsome cream, but it looks like you bought the store.
:iconbatousaijin:
~batousaijin Jul 2, 2007, 7:01:08 PM
fer shizzle

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